jauntyfabulousness:

“Predictable doesn’t always mean boring. Lust doesn’t always mean love. Near doesn’t always mean close. New doesn’t always mean exciting. Different doesn’t always mean better. Far doesn’t always mean distant. Knowing everything doesn’t make you wise, knowing the truth doesn’t make you superior. Knowing your problem doesn’t solve it, sitting between your past and your future doesn’t mean you’re in the present.”

—Dakota Skye

“When I was younger I had these enormous vanities about what I expected from myself. I`m glad to have a comfortable and fascinating life, but now I see it for what it is, so I can be braver and more spontaneous and say to myself, “Oh, screw it, just go out there and do it.”

(via fuckyeahgirlcrush)

datrobutt:

ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

anniephantastic6:

forgetthemoon-ignorethesky:

logans-v-and-dimples:

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.

This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

Let’s all take a moment and appreciate the people of tumblr.

no matter what blog you have, i think everyone will reblog this just because it is that fucking great…

*Dying because all of this*

For all the women I follow because this is fucking awesome. 

I still don’t understand why they take the original commentary and parasitically absorb it.

(Source: adventuresofbetahugh, via habitsdiehard)

30secondstonarnia:

#Johnny Depp #can call Robert Downey ‘Bob’ #you can’t call him Bob cause you don’t know him #but Johnny Depp can

(Source: ofsparrowsandmockingjays, via habitsdiehard)

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samiejamesbait:

Such a beautiful story.

(Source: imgfave)

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divano-blessia:

notthekindwithhalos:

sexually-aggressive-cas:

centaurgurl08:

consultant-time-lord:

Buzz is Cas.

^This

Well that fits what with Dean’s Cowboy obsession

Can you imagine if Cas got switched to Spanish setting?

Can you imagine if Cas got switched to Spanish setting?

(via habitsdiehard)

sweet-bitsy:

starkandstripes:

OH GOD HOW DO YOU WRITE SMUT HOW SHOULD I START

OK THAT IS A GOOD START TIME FOR A BREAK

No you’re done post it you’re golden

(via habitsdiehard)

unlockeddoorsopenwindows:

*fans self*

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